B2 — upper-intermediateVariation: dialect, standard and substandard
How people really talk
Lesson opening
This is the first part of the lesson. The rest, the exercises and the reviews are in the app.
How people really talk: colloquial and substandard Serbian
Textbooks teach the language people write. The street speaks another, and the first encounter is unsettling: instead of the expected Da li hoćeš da idemo? you hear Oš da idemo?, instead of Nemoj to da radiš you get Nemo' to da radiš, and every five seconds a bre clicks between the words. Nothing exotic: this is the same Serbian, squeezed by speed and warmed by the closeness of the speakers, much as English “Do you want to go?” becomes “D’you wanna go?”.
Fast speech: what gets swallowed
Fluent speech compresses words by a few fixed rules. Learn them, and half of what you “can’t make out” decodes itself.
All this is for hearing, not reproducing: a foreigner carefully pronouncing Oš štaš will convince no one that it comes from fluency. Your own ajde, ajmo and jel': that is where the safe list ends.
A word about h itself (the rasp of Scottish loch). In the dialects of Šumadija and Vojvodina, which means at the base of Belgrade city speech, it weakened long ago and vanished from many words. Some of these losses the standard itself made official: the standard Serbian words are uvo, muva, duvan, kuvati, suv (ear, fly, tobacco, to cook, dry), with v where the h was, while uho, muha, duhan, kuhati, suh sound Croatian or bookish (on the neighbouring standards, see “Serbian, Croatian & Bosnian”). Colloquial oćeš and leb continue that movement; the standard just no longer lets them in.
Colloquial grammar: one bi for every person
The second layer is forms. Here speech drifts further from the standard, and here runs the line between “colloquial” and “uneducated”.
The first row you know from “Conditional I”. The second you know from “L-vocalisation”: in fast speech final -ao contracts to -o, which is why the past participle (the -o/-ao form of the past tense) is shorter in songs and conversation than in the dictionary. The third comes from “treba & valja”: the Serbian standard keeps treba da impersonal, one form for every person. In the fourth, fast speech swallows je in the past tense and li in a question (“Formal vs informal register”).
Only je, the helper of the third person, is swallowed; with “I” and “you” (sam, si) it stays, even in casual talk: “Ja bio kod lekara” for “I was at the doctor’s” is not colloquial but simply wrong (see “The perfect (perfekat)”); say Bio sam kod lekara. And the other way round: not everything heard more often in speech is substandard. Ja ću da radim and Moram da idem are good Serbian in speech and in writing (“Future I” and “da-clause vs infinitive”).
Cheat sheet
The cheat sheet — everything essential from the lesson on one page. In the app it opens at any time.
How people really talk: cheat sheet
Principle: recognise almost everything, say the green zone, write only the standard.
šta ćeš → štaš; ne znam → neznam; dobar dan → 'bar dan
what can you do; I don’t know; good afternoon
The standard itself has no h in uvo, muva, duvan, kuvati, suv (bookish or Croatian: uho, muha, duhan, kuhati, suh). fala = fast hvala; vala = the particle “honestly, I swear”.