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B2 — upper-intermediateVariation: dialect, standard and substandard

How people really talk

Lesson opening

This is the first part of the lesson. The rest, the exercises and the reviews are in the app.

How people really talk: colloquial and substandard Serbian

Textbooks teach the language people write. The street speaks another, and the first encounter is unsettling: instead of the expected Da li hoćeš da idemo? you hear Oš da idemo?, instead of Nemoj to da radiš you get Nemo' to da radiš, and every five seconds a bre clicks between the words. Nothing exotic: this is the same Serbian, squeezed by speed and warmed by the closeness of the speakers, much as English “Do you want to go?” becomes “D’you wanna go?”.

Fast speech: what gets swallowed

Fluent speech compresses words by a few fixed rules. Learn them, and half of what you “can’t make out” decodes itself.

All this is for hearing, not reproducing: a foreigner carefully pronouncing Oš štaš will convince no one that it comes from fluency. Your own ajde, ajmo and jel': that is where the safe list ends.

A word about h itself (the rasp of Scottish loch). In the dialects of Šumadija and Vojvodina, which means at the base of Belgrade city speech, it weakened long ago and vanished from many words. Some of these losses the standard itself made official: the standard Serbian words are uvo, muva, duvan, kuvati, suv (ear, fly, tobacco, to cook, dry), with v where the h was, while uho, muha, duhan, kuhati, suh sound Croatian or bookish (on the neighbouring standards, see “Serbian, Croatian & Bosnian”). Colloquial oćeš and leb continue that movement; the standard just no longer lets them in.

Colloquial grammar: one bi for every person

The second layer is forms. Here speech drifts further from the standard, and here runs the line between “colloquial” and “uneducated”.

The first row you know from “Conditional I”. The second you know from “L-vocalisation”: in fast speech final -ao contracts to -o, which is why the past participle (the -o/-ao form of the past tense) is shorter in songs and conversation than in the dictionary. The third comes from “treba & valja”: the Serbian standard keeps treba da impersonal, one form for every person. In the fourth, fast speech swallows je in the past tense and li in a question (“Formal vs informal register”).

Only je, the helper of the third person, is swallowed; with “I” and “you” (sam, si) it stays, even in casual talk: “Ja bio kod lekara” for “I was at the doctor’s” is not colloquial but simply wrong (see “The perfect (perfekat)”); say Bio sam kod lekara. And the other way round: not everything heard more often in speech is substandard. Ja ću da radim and Moram da idem are good Serbian in speech and in writing (“Future I” and “da-clause vs infinitive”).

Cheat sheet

The cheat sheet — everything essential from the lesson on one page. In the app it opens at any time.

How people really talk: cheat sheet

Principle: recognise almost everything, say the green zone, write only the standard.

1. Sounds: what gets swallowed

RuleStandard → speechMeaning
initial h drops (hv → f)hajde → ajde, aj; hoćeš → oćeš; hvala → fala; hleb → lebcome on; you want; thanks; bread
questions contracthoćeš li → oćeš → oš; da li → je li → je l' → jel'do you want?; question marker
word endings dropnemoj → nemo'; vidiš → viš; ništa → ništ'; hajdemo → ajmodon’t; you see; nothing; let’s go
words fusešta ćeš → štaš; ne znam → neznam; dobar dan → 'bar danwhat can you do; I don’t know; good afternoon

The standard itself has no h in uvo, muva, duvan, kuvati, suv (bookish or Croatian: uho, muha, duhan, kuhati, suh). fala = fast hvala; vala = the particle “honestly, I swear”.

2. Forms and phrases

StandardSpeechStatus
ja bih, mi bismo, vi bisteja bi, mi bi, vi bija bi common; a mistake in writing
rekao, došao, mogao, znaoreko, došo, mogo, znospoken (Šumadija, Belgrade)
treba da idemtrebam da idemsubstandard in Serbia
Mama je rekla; Jesi li platio?Mama rekla; Jesi platio?spoken; write je, li
Markova sestrasestra od Markaspoken
Idem autobusomIdem sa autobusomsubstandard
u vezi s tim; uprkos tomeu vezi toga; uprkos togasubstandard
Milane, dođi!Milan, dođi!nominative for vocative
Idem kod lekara; ću da radimthe samestandard

3. Street words

GroupWordsTo whom
intensifiersbre, ma, pa, ono, znači; važi, može, nema šanse, ma jokbre: friends; važi, može: anyone
addressbrate, bato, burazeru, care, šefe, majstore, komšijaman to man; safest: majstore, komšija
“great”super, ekstra, strava, mrak, ludilo, žestokosuper always; the rest, the nineties
“bad”koma, bezveze, frka, smor, gužvaNema frke! “No problem!”
vulgarjebiga (jbg) and kinunderstand only

Šatrovački swaps syllables; recognise only: brate → tebra, zdravo → vozdra, nemoj → mojne; adverb šatro “sort of”.

4. Zone map

  • Green (say): ajde, ajmo, super, važi, može, nema veze, nema frke, Šta ima?, Gde si?, majstore, komšija
  • Yellow (friends your age): bre, brate, care, koma, bezveze, frka, ekstra, lova, klopa
  • Red (understand only): tebra, vozdra, riba, matori, pandur, ćale, keva and the vulgar layer
  • Grey (hear, never write): ja bi, oćeš, trebam da, u vezi toga, sa autobusom

Belgrade: fast, bre, care. Vojvodina: drawn-out, German and Hungarian loans (paor, špajz, šrafciger), feminine bicikla. The south: dialect. The young: anglicisms (kul, hejt, random).