Dr. Brand, Murph, and the Matt Damon Surprise · Filling base: milk, sugar & margarine · Hard bargaining: “Ask for a thousand” · London: Wind, City Lights, and Hard Reality · Up at seven—and straight to the barn · Forgot the parchment: flipping and saving it · Where do you bury survivors? Trick questions · Pruning basil: when and where to cut · Why we’re in Novi Sad: vlog plan · Sterilization subsidy: how it works · Restaurant as theater in China: the waiter sings orders · If construction is booming, everything is working · Rice with egg: a 200-dinar cooking fail · Soko train: high demand and 300-dinar tickets · Ferry price—and a cheeky Little Red Riding Hood ending · Las Vegas Feels Empty: Neighbors, but Not Friends · Romance vs. the condom · Old Walnut, Broken Ladder · Belgrade’s real treasure: its people · Morning in Novi Pazar: breakfast, coffee, and locals · Champagne Sprays & Sudden Love for Doctors · How he got into hairdressing in the 90s · The bus to the centre · Amulets “for everything”: job, money, and love · A trade can beat an expensive degree · Sprint for a purchase: six minutes and “number two” · Flatbread, clotted cream and… onion & mayo · Flower season at the market: tips & buys · Kruševac: meeting the designer and trying to skate · Break it, then glue it: 8 days of stress · Snow, an early departure, and a surprisingly pro event · How to toast flour for spinach (make a roux) · Delivery to the ICU: where to leave the order? · Life from below: oven, closet, and fridge top · 285 km/h—and why he backed off · Meeting his idol was scarier than proposing · Hunting for a “Christmas tree” branch (and trying not to step in poop) · Tasting and finishing the beans · “Watch how it’s done”: latte-art magic · Apartment tour in Novi Pazar · “Is it all a joke?”: his excuses · Picked up at the airport and staying with friends · A lock of hair and a red cloth: preparing for the ritual · Back home—my room is gone · Nicked a client with clippers—saved by a “Milan trend” joke · They demand an African dish · Decorations for 500 dinars: mission failed · Three pills and a race: who solves it faster? · Is Golubac Fortress worth 1,200 dinars? · Shoelaces, marriage, and delivering piglets alone · A scary X-ray—and the real diagnosis

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